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Will He Please Rise?

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Will He Please Rise?

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sexiestmnalv sexiestmanalive.com @sexiestmnalv ·
13 Aug

Me when I see the shirt i want and its ONLY 87 dollars

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sexiestmnalv sexiestmanalive.com @sexiestmnalv ·
13 Aug

... but i wouldnt invite a goblin to charm school... so perhaps i will live to fight another day

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sexiestmnalv sexiestmanalive.com @sexiestmnalv ·
13 Aug

I clearly want the shirt

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sexiestmnalv sexiestmanalive.com @sexiestmnalv ·
13 Aug

Purchasing an 87 dollar shirt is like enbalming a living badger while on the phone with Comcast

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sexiestmnalv sexiestmanalive.com @sexiestmnalv ·
13 Aug

Purchasing a shirt at an 87 dollar pricepoint is like building a cottage in a burning Kuwaiti oil field.

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